Thursday, November 8, 2012
Aerosmith: Music From Another Dimension Review - B-
Rock legends Aerosmith, fresh off a live performance on Commonwealth Avenue, have released a new studio album. "Music From Another Dimension" marks the band's first studio release since 2004, and the first release with completely new and original music since 2001.
At first glance, the CD's 15 tracks (18 on the deluxe edition) seem a bit overwhelming. At times, listening felt like a chore because there is so much to take it, but Aerosmith hasn't been making a living for this many years putting out bad music.
The opening track, titled "LUV XXX," opens with a goofy voice-over explaining that "there is nothing wrong with your perception of reality," and sets a strange tone for the album which is luckily smashed seconds later by classic clashing guitars provided by Joe Perry and Brad Whitford. When we hit the chorus, however, the melody gets a little strange which will quickly become this album's overarching theme.
The tracks "Beautiful" and "Tell Me" confused me at first, because they didn't sound like true Aerosmith songs, but rather like another band from their heyday. When the final power chord rings out on "Tell Me," the album really starts to hit its stride.
"Out Go the Lights" right to "Street Jesus" are probably the CDs best tracks, showing off the band's versatility while being able to bring out what makes this band who they are. A good mix of horns, nasty guitar solos, Steven Tyler screams and the band's single "Legendary Child" give "Music From Another Dimension" some serious bite. The single features some lines like "took a chance at the high school dance," bringing back that old Aerosmith feel with a nice full sound topped off with another one of Perry's face-melting solos.
The songs "What Could Have Been Love," "Can't Stop Lovin' You" and "We All Fall Down" sound like continuations of "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing," which isn't necessarily a bad thing and provides the album with a much needed step back.
What I really liked about this album was when things started to get shaken up. Perry steps in as the front man, singing "Freedom Fighter" and "Something," with Tyler falling back to the drums on the latter track. American Idol alumni Lauren Alaina and Carrie Underwood get in the mix as well, appearing on a couple songs, while actor Johnny Depp backs Perry on "Freedom Fighter."
Aerosmith performed on "The Today Show" Nov. 2, then another morning gig on the streets of Boston in anticipation of their new album and even though they look like they've aged 100 years, they still know how to rock a crowd and this new album is all the proof you'll need of that.
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Honest Trailers
Ever think movies get away with being convoluted messes by having flashy special effects and spooky music? Yup. Could we do without some movies even though they're guaranteed to make mucho deneiro? Yup. Think its time for these movies to get a more honest/sarcastic treatment? Yup. Well if you think it's time for a little more accountability, check out the Honest Trailer series by the folks at Screen Junkies where no film is safe from the snark.
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
NHL, NHLPA Scheduled to Talk Tuesday, Does Anyone Care?
The Winter Classic has been cancelled, and the NHL has reportedly cost themselves $70 million in the process. At what point does there stubbornness just get completely out of control?
Wait, what? Oh, that's already happened? A month and a half ago? Sounds about right.
Any hopes of a season are fading by the hour. The NHL and Players Association have scheduled talks for Tuesday afternoon, but does that even matter anymore? Here's how the deputy commissioner Bill Daly described the last set of talks over the weekend after two weeks of silence.
"We had a series of meetings and exchanged views on the most important issues separating us. We plan to meet again sometime early this week."
Brilliant! Looks like the season should start any second! This next bit is from commissioner Gary Bettman from those discussions two weeks ago.
"But, as you see, despite what we did on [Oct. 16], we were done in an hour today because there was really nothing there."
And what happened on October 16th? The NHL made an offer to split revenue at 50-50, but then NHLPA director Donald Fehr made the executive decision that it would cost players too much, but then proposed three different counter-proposals. Good move. No, just kidding, Bettman shot all three down. So the "nothing there" line was because the NHLPA was not willing to work with only the commissioner's plan. Absolute joke.
This may be one of my last NHL pieces because of how obnoxious this whole fiasco is. Look, most fans don't care anymore, and barely care enough to read the news about it anymore. Shutting down the Winter Classic was the final straw, and as to how this season or these fan bases can be rebuilt, well, that's a lot more than just one blog can handle.
Dwight Howards Makes Big Fuss Over Nothing, Complains About New ASG Ballot
The 2013 All-Star Game, which will be held in Houston, Tex., the home of the Rockets, has changed the format of its ballot to include just three frontcourt positions, instead of two forwards and one center. This has Dwight Howard in an uproar.
After being put in his place earlier in the season by Shaquille O'Neal, who stated that Howard is not a true big man, but an evolving forward who can play both down low and even around the perimeter, Howard is still adamantly against how some see him.
"I don't like it at all, we work just as hard as anybody else," Howard said. "I don't think it's fair to take away a position which has been here for life. You need a center on the court. So I don't think it's right. That's like taking away a guard. That's how I feel. It's been that way since they started All-Star Games, so why change it now? Because centers shoot 3's now?"
The center position is rapidly evolving, like the other positions on the court, with players taking on different roles depending on situations, man coverage, or the entire style of offense. Howard's stance is that because centers are becoming more versatile, all the more reason they should be included.
"The game changes every day," he said. "It changes every year. You look at the game back then and now, centers are bigger, stronger, faster. Guards are bigger, stronger, faster. So the game evolves. That doesn't mean you take out a position because of the game evolving, because the players that play center are evolving also."
Valid point, but its just the All-Star game, Dwight. It doesn't matter, it just looks good on the resume. Play well enough, you're going to make it anyway, who cares if you don't make it as a center and instead as a forward? He's one of the premier big men in the NBA, and should embrace his new role. Instead of spending his time wallowing over this, he should concern himself more with adapting to the new Lakers offense, who are off to a 1-3 start.
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Supporter Submission: Credibility Battle Between Armstrong and USADA
I have no credential to analyze
or judge how Lance Armstrong, Nike or the Livestrong organization are dealing with the
fallout of this scandal or the great charity work that those three entities
have been able to accomplish together, so I will mostly side step that aspect
of the story. I would however, like to supply some background on professional
cycling and drug doping especially in the Tour de France which is the Super Bowl
of the sport, and maybe even defend Lance Armstrong a little...
The sport has been tainted
by drug use from the start. Before blood doping and HGH, cycling had a long
history of illegal alcohol and ether use to minimize the pain of endurance
racing. 1998 was roughly the start
of the sports modern attempt to fight doping. From 1998 to 2010 there has only
been one winner of the Tour who has not been implicated in doping scandals
(2008, Carlos Sastre). If you were to re-award the Tour titles to the second
place finisher in each of the tarnished races you would only solve the problem
roughly half the time because the second place finisher has also been linked to
doping in six of these years.
In four of the years Lance
won the Tour, the second place finisher has tested positive for doping or
admitted doping. To this day no one has been able to produce a positive test
for a banned substance for Armstrong, cover-ups aside.
If the Tour committee were
to try and fill a podium of completely clean cyclists there would be years like
2003 when a cyclist who finished in 11th or 12th place would be promoted onto
the podium. This would be similar to awarding a bronze track medal to a
sprinter who was eliminated after coming in 6th in a semi-final heat.
Roughly two-thirds of the
top three finishers in the Tour each year – again, from 1998 – 2010 -- have doping
allegations, suspensions or positive tests in their careers. So any given year,
a clean rider only needs to shoot for third in the final race standings to be
awarded the victory when the two riders ahead of him are enveloped in doping
scandals. (This is not the best competitive strategy, but is actually
statistically valid in those years.)
USADA (U.S. Anti-Doping
Agency) is the organization behind the current investigation into Lance and in
my eye seems sketchy at best. These guys are not a government agency and are
not internationally accepted. Do not confuse USADA with WADA (World Anti-Doping
Agency), who are the top notch drug testing agency and run the drug testing for
the Olympics and everything else of importance.
The US government spent two
years gathering evidence against Lance and dismissed the case before even
getting to trial. This is the same group of people who brought Roger Clemens
and Barry Bonds to trial with what was proven to be below average evidence in
each of those cases. If the government couldn't gather enough evidence against
Lance to bring him to trial much less convict him I am a little worried about
the quality of evidence an independent organization like USADA could have
gathered.
USADA still does not have a
positive test for Lance Armstrong. The best they can produce is a test of his
that they claim is "consistent with blood doping." Take that for what
you will, but if I had a test that scientifically proved he was cheating I
would be shouting it from the tops of mountains not burying it under affidavits
and using mixed language to describe it.
There are a number of
affidavits from teammates and everyone else who claim they saw Lance cheat.
Some of these people are more reputable then others. Floyd Landis is the least
reputable of the group having written and sold a book claiming he did not dope
as a professional cyclist and then admitting to it a few years later. (My
father is still waiting for his refund on that book as it was not sold in the
fiction section at the time.) I cannot truthfully claim that all the testimonies
are of this poor quality. George Hincapie is reportedly among the group and in
addition to being my all time favorite cyclist is considered by all in the
sport to be a stand up guy. Similar to a Derek Jeter type, love him or hate him
you have to respect him.
The most damning piece of
information about USADA for me is that they have a self-imposed and
self-chartered eight-year statute of limitations. Lance won his first tour in
1999. For those who are confused it is currently 2012. Under the organizations
own rules they are only able to challenge the final two of Lances seven titles,
but instead USADA has gone after all the titles and submitted evidence and
affidavits that are 14 years old. As I said before that seems sketchy, at very
best.
It is hard to say Lance is
completely innocent but he and his attorney have consistently claimed that this
is a witch hunt by USADA. I hope everyone draws their own conclusions about
Lance and hopefully some of the information above helps you make a more
informed decision. If you forced me to take a lie detector test and asked me if
I thought Lance was guilty, I would tell you yes, I think he is probably
guilty. But the following three points give me hope that he could be innocent:
1) The US government abandoned a court case against him for lack of evidence. A syringe and cotton swab in a beer can was previously enough for them to bring a case to court.
2) There is still not one drug test that proves Lance cheated. Ryan Braun has a test that proves he cheated and is still considered innocent, and the 2011 MVP.
3) USADA broke its own rules to try and completely wipe Lance from the record books even though he is retired and currently only does bike races for charity.
Thanks to anyone who has
read this much of my rant.
-Alex
Gobble Gobble Gobble Turkey From Jive Turkey Gobblers
Don't question 49ers quarterback Alex Smith's confidence in front of head coach Jim Harbaugh.
Following a 24-3 win over the Cardinals, Harbaugh was asked at a news conference if he thought Smith's confidence was restored. Harbaugh didn't think that his quarterback's mindset has changed at all the past few weeks. I think.
"I don't think there was ever a question there. I think it was a lot of gobble, gobble turkey," Harbaugh said.
Confused as to what Harbaugh meant? So were the reporters. "What is gobble, gobble turkey?" one reporter blurted out.
"Just gobble, gobble gobble turkey from jive turkey gobblers, ya know?"
Duh, of course we do. This guy...
"I think that paints a pretty good picture of it," he said, through a smile. "He's a very confident guy."
If you think I'm making this up, then follow this link over to NFL.com to see the video of it.
Huge Hit by Dashon Goldson Not Okay
Even with all the rules that have come down in the NFL regarding vicious hits on defenseless receivers, somehow this one was perfectly legal.
This play features two of the countless idiotic names in sports today with Dashon Goldson laying a hit on Early Doucet. Doucet catches a pass up the middle, but when Goldson hits him, the pass is dropped. Goldson leaves his feet, lights up Doucet and has the audacity to celebrate like a female gymnast sticking the dismount while Doucet just lays on the field. Luckily the Cardinals receiver was okay and walked off the field under his own power.
Growing up, the only football I really watched was when I was playing "NFL Blitz" on Playstation. The game was all about big hits, but the thing was, I knew it was just a video game. Seeing these hits in the NFL now, sure, they're fun to watch, like when Vince Wilfork lit up Donald Jones a few weeks ago, but only when you know the player is going to be okay.
Last week, Redskins head coach Mike Shanahan called a play that sent quarterback Robert Griffin III out as a receiver, which put him on the bad end of a nasty hit. Ask anyone about the New Orleans Saints bounty scandal, and they'll act like its the worst thing in the world. But when Steelers defenders, or Falcons defenders -- the ones who concussed RGIII -- try their hardest to take RGIII's head off, that's okay. They're going for injuries, just look at their celebrations for all the proof you'll need.
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