JJ Watt Eats 215-Pound Burritos?

I love when players are mic'd up on the field. It's fun to try and guess what profanities coaches are screaming from the sidelines, but its even more fun when you can actually hear every malicious word.

In last Sunday's game between the Texans and Ravens, Texans standout defensive end J.J. Watt was jawing back and forth with Ravens running back Ray Rice, when Watt dropped the great finishing line in the video above.

It's still not as good as the mic'd up banter in HBO's "24/7 Flyers-Rangers," though.  The stuff hockey players say to each other is pure gold, but the highlight for me was when Rangers goalie Henrik Lundqvist was skating by the Flyers bench, and one unknown Flyers player just goes, "hey, f*** you, Lundqvist!" admist a bunch of other jeers toward the eventual Vezina Trophy winner.