Hope Solo-Jerramy Stevens 911 Call An Absolute Mess

Back in November, U.S. women's soccer goalie Hope Solo was set to marry former Seattle Seahawks tight end Jerramy Stevens, when an altercation broke out at 3 a.m. the morning of their wedding.  Stevens was arrested after Solo was found with a bloodied elbow, a random woman with an apparent hip injury and Stevens showing marks on his eyes, head and knees and appeared to be hiding upstairs when police arrived.

Well, Stevens was released that night, and the happy couple went on with their wedding as planned.  Police have closed the case and released the very bizarre phone call from Solo's brother Marcus.

Number one, who uses a stun gun in a fight and number two, when you're with less than 10 people, please don't refer to them as "a half-dozen."  Marcus here doesn't seem to have a great grasp on where is at the moment, responding to the drugs or alcohol question with, "alcohol, definitely," and having to think way too hard about where his sister was responding, "......................dining room."

Here's what happened: They were having a casual get-together at Stevens' house, when someone started talking women's soccer.  Solo took offense to other players on her team being talked about, and it made her think of the time she was an ass and was asked by her team to not show up to the stadium for their next game some years back.  This set her off, and amidst all the red she was seeing, she mistook one of the "half-dozen" for Brianna Scurry and went bananas.  The bloody elbow was from a Jon "Bones" Jones-like attack on the Scurry lookalike's hip, and Stevens' just ran upstairs to avoid the rage, got himself with a stun gun and hit his head on a dresser on the way down to the floor.

Case closed.