The Hot 100: Billboard's 100th Best Song of the Week

I have slacked a bit on bringing you the 100th best songs of the week, but it figures that when I try to get back on the horse, who else but Justin Bieber has the coveted 100th spot.

How fitting...

The last Bieber song I listened to was "Boyfriend," and after that, I've just tried to steer clear.  The Biebs has been in the news recently following his DUI and drag racing arrest, which proves he's totally like, the coolest dude alive, right?  He's 5'7", Canadian, and a wiener.  He sucks.

I haven't listened to the song, but I watched about 25 random seconds of the video and have had enough.  Sorry to ruin your Monday with this.  I don't make the news, I just write about it.

January Week 4:
Artist: Justin Bieber
Song: All That Matters
Peak: 24

My Rating: I won't give the song a rating, so instead I will rate where his life is currently at.

The Hot 100: Billboard's 100th Best Song of the Week

I'm 20 seconds into this music video, and I've learned that Ariana Grande looks like she's 13, Arnold Schwarzenegger's kid, Patrick, is playing the part of Romeo, and this "Big Sean" character is playing the role of a priest.

I was going to write this without listening to the actual song, and I was going to give it a six or so just because I figured it was so ridiculous it had to be good.  But its like a weird R&B song, with party lyrics.  It's all been downhill since Week 1 it seems, but looking ahead, there's a good chance we could see some former Top 10'ers land on our list.  Ylvis and OneDirection are nearly on the ground after finishing their 15- and 19-week descent from grace.

Week 1:
Artist: Jon Pardi
Song: Up All Night
Peak: 99 (last week)

Week 2:
Artist: SchoolBoy Q featuring Kendrick Lamar
Song: Collard Greens
Peak: 92

Week 3:
Artist: Daughtry
Song: Waiting for Superman
Peak: 70

Week 4:
Artist: Ariana Grande featuring Big Sean
Song: Right There
Peak: 84

My rating:

Three. French hens. Its fits with the season, and it indicates how terrible this song is.

The Hot 100: Billboard's 100th Best Song of the Week

Another week down, and there are only two more Mondays left in 2013.  Crazy, huh?  The year has just flown by.  But don't let another week fly by without knowing what the 100th best song is right now.

Chris Daughtry should've won American Idol.  There, I said it.  But let's talk about the music video.  I can't help but feel like the scene at 0:28 seconds would've been more dramatic if it was a larger vehicle, so therefore the girl's anger is totally justified.  And also, if a guy came up to me in a ratty shirt and shoved me, the gloves are coming off.

Then when he goes Darren Sharper on that mugger and the cops come?  Again, its because you're a nutcase running someone down and tackling them.  You should be arrested.

Anyone surprised at the guy's anger who is about to jump but then gets, you guessed it, tackled? No. And he'd totally get a smooch from that girl he saved if he didn't look like he just got run through a jet engine.

Week 1:
Artist: Jon Pardi
Song: Up All Night
Peak: 99 (last week)

Week 2:
Artist: SchoolBoy Q featuring Kendrick Lamar
Song: Collard Greens
Peak: 92

Week 3:
Artist: Daughtry
Song: Waiting for Superman
Peak: 70

My rating:

It's no "Up All Night," and it's CERTAINLY no "Collard Greens..."

The Hot 100: Billboard's 100th Best Song of the Week

It should be stated that I have no idea what this song sounds like. So I apologize in advance, because it seems downright awful.

If this is your thing, then you're welcome.

Keeping alive one of the blog's newest weekly staples, we bring you the 100th best song of the week, "Collard Greens."

Week 1:
Artist: Jon Pardi
Song: Up All Night
Peak: 99 (last week)

Week 2:
Artist: SchoolBoy Q featuring Kendrick Lamar
Song: Collard Greens
Peak: 92

 Because one 'zero' honestly wasn't enough.

And the 100th "Hottest" Song This Week According to Billboard's "The Hot 100" Is...

Everybody hears the Top 40 songs way too often. So let's try something different. The 100th best song of the week every week.

Some weeks it will be a washed up hit. Other weeks it will be something new, maybe even a future #1 on the rise. I can guarantee you one thing though the 100th best song in America could be anything from country to hip-hop to polka.

So stay on your toes, folks. We're in for a wild ride.

Week 1:
Artist: Jon Pardi
Song: Up All Night
Peak: 99 (last week)

My Rating:

 

If you're into country music you have heard this jam. It's a real toe-tapper. Jon Pardi is new on the scene but if he keeps firing off singles like this, you will be hearing his name more often. Throw it on your 2014 country power hour playlist and drink up. 

Birthday Shout-Outs

In keeping with one of our weekly posts from The 7 Day Weekend, it's time for some birthday shout-outs.  If you're a football fan (American or International), today's a big day for that.

Dejuan Blair
Marshawn Lynch
Amber Heard
Kaka
Igor Budan
Evangelos Mantzios
Jos Hooiveld
Mark van Bommel - not his goal, but he was in on the assist
Shavo Odadjian - bassist for System of a Down
Donald Tusk - Polish Prime Minister
Peter Frampton
Jack Nicholson
Pope Alexander VIII