Don't Forget Your Pop Chips

Majestic Boston Red Sox David Ortiz Tee - Big And Tall

The dance move at 0:18 should be sweeping the nation right now.  This video came out almost a year ago, but doesn't nearly get enough air time.  Why?  Probably because after eating 5 or 6 Pop Chips, they taste absolutely awful.

Either way, David Ortiz's rapping skills are probably better than his glove skills, even if he's spitting rhymes about salty snacks.  And yeah, they're probably better than Moufy's, too.  But A man can't cross the ocean without a boat... Think about it.