Crosby and Bettman Turn Taiwanese

Well, the NHL lockout is officially worldwide news. And how do we know this?

The saga has been Taiwananimated...

Sidney Crosby and Gary Bettman ride up front in the rollercoaster that is the NHL lockout, and then, well...

Crosby decapitates Bettman with a slapshot.  So what does Bettman do to get revenge?

Runs over several half naked frozen NHL players with a zamboni.  Then turns into the devil and moons the downtrodden players.  Oh, and he's not done until he imagines cutting off the limbs of the NHL logo man, then actually shoots him with a flaming bow and arrow to set him aflame.