Showing posts with label Taiwanese Animation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Taiwanese Animation. Show all posts

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Bo Pelini Is Unfit for Society



Nebraska head coach Bo Pelini has outdone himself this time.  While I could explain his profanity-laced tirade towards his own fans at Nebraska that came out earlier in the season, wouldn't it be more enjoyable to watch a Taiwanese animation of it?



We thought so too.  So now that you're up to speed, the video of Pelini swinging his hat nearly into a referee's face during the Iowa game makes a little bit more sense.  But in typical fashion, Bo once again let his words speak louder than his actions.

"I thought that was a chicken shit call. Excuse my language on that, but I've never seen anything like that before."

Pelini was referring to a pass interference call about halfway through the third quarter, which came just after he was leaving the field at halftime and was already fuming.

"I don't coach to make a case," Pelini said to reporters immediately following the game. "If they want to fire me, go ahead.  I believe in what I've done, I don't apologize for what I've done."

Awkward.  Safe to say Nebraska has not had the season that Pelini has envisioned, and currently sits at 8-4.  This is his sixth year of coaching the Cornhuskers, and while his antics may not be loved by the school, the players have a pretty deep-seeded respect for the man.

"I would play for Bo Pelini against Satan himself and a team of demons at the gates of the underworld."

Ladies and gentlemen, the quote of the century brought to you by Cornhusker receiver Kenny Bell.

Friday, December 7, 2012

Crosby and Bettman Turn Taiwanese



Well, the NHL lockout is officially worldwide news. And how do we know this?

The saga has been Taiwananimated...

Sidney Crosby and Gary Bettman ride up front in the rollercoaster that is the NHL lockout, and then, well...

Crosby decapitates Bettman with a slapshot.  So what does Bettman do to get revenge?

Runs over several half naked frozen NHL players with a zamboni.  Then turns into the devil and moons the downtrodden players.  Oh, and he's not done until he imagines cutting off the limbs of the NHL logo man, then actually shoots him with a flaming bow and arrow to set him aflame.

Monday, October 29, 2012

It's Taiwanimation, Cap!



What's better than the Giants winning the World Series?  The Taiwanese Animation video of how things really went down!

It's been a while since I've seen a Taiwanese animation video and like all of the others, this one did not disappoint.  Whoever comes up with these things, thank you.  As always, its a good-natured video, featuring Sergio Romo throwing fastball's with tongues and human bodies and Pablo Sandoval as a literal Kung Fu Panda.  It takes a wrong turn at Alberqueque however when Kung Fu Panda cuts off the tiger head and hangs it next to the Ranger...

And in case you were fact-checking, that quote in the title isn't a real quote.  The actual line is "It's Afghanistanimation, Cap!" from Super Troopers.  Close enough.