Showing posts with label Bryce Harper Sucks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bryce Harper Sucks. Show all posts

Monday, August 6, 2012

Another Reason to Hate Bryce Harper



Nationals rookie outfielder Bryce Harper has made headlines this season for numerous reasons. From his hot start after getting to The Show, to refusing to answer "clown questions," the 19-year-old thinks he has everything figured out.

Sunday afternoon, Harper was up in the 4th inning with a runner on and a four run lead.  So can someone explain to me why he throws a tantrum and breaks his bat after striking out in a meaningless at bat?  His immaturity is the reason he was sent down so early in spring training last season, and now that he's up, it doesn't appear much has changed.

I'll give him a few points for having the strength to shatter the bat, but take more points away for being a tool.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Bryce Harper Does Not Like 'Clown Questions...' Bro


I hate Bryce Harper.  Yeah, he's better than me at baseball, but that's the least of it.  He's an arrogant bastard, he has one of the dumbest haircuts, wears three pounds of eye black, and is an arrogant bastard.  Anyone who seriously uses the term "bro" is a huge bro.  Especially in this circumstance.

What is a "clown question," Bryce?  Enlighten us on that terminology, with your infinite wisdom.  Is it that difficult to laugh the question off if you don't want to answer it?  Definitely something to get upset about.  You're very cool.