Honest Trailers

Ever think movies get away with being convoluted messes by having flashy special effects and spooky music? Yup. Could we do without some movies even though they're guaranteed to make mucho deneiro? Yup. Think its time for these movies to get a more honest/sarcastic treatment? Yup. Well if you think it's time for a little more accountability, check out the Honest Trailer series by the folks at Screen Junkies where no film is safe from the snark.

The Canyon's Grindhouse Teaser Trailer

"American Psycho" author, Bret Easton Ellis, and the production crew behind his new project "The Canyons" have finally released a proper trailer.  If your interested, check out the incredibly overwrought and unsatisfying first trailer linked below but what you should be watching is the new, gritty, campy and very tantalizing video above.  Starring Lindsay Lohan and male porn star James Deen, Easton-Ellis' new Kickstarter born film promises a tale that will keep longtime fans of his very happy.

Bruce is Back: A Good Day to Die Hard Trailer

Besides absolutely killing it in Expendables 2 (he murders everyone) and in Looper (he murders even more everyone) Bruce Willis now brings us, the American people, another Die Hard to look forward to.   I was a little skeptical when Rumers about this started popping up, but then I remembered the Rule of Die Hard Sequels: Odd numbers kick ass.  Allow me to elaborate; the original was an action masterpiece; Die Harder sucked jet fuel fumes.  Die Hard With A Vengeance brought back a Gruber and introduced Samuel L. Jackson into the series, Live Free or Die Hard brought back an ungrateful Lucy McClane and introduced Justin Long into the series. Game, set, match; if this movie follows the rule of the sequel, then this is going to be the Valentine's Day mandate movie of the last 10 years. This year the tables have turned ladies, don't expect hearts and chocolate; expect explosions.

Seven Psycopaths Trailer

Just gonna let the trailer do the talking here.  Movie comes out October 12th, and my roommates and I will most likely be seeing it that weekend.  Doesn't get much better than Christopher Walken, really.  Don't believe me?



Now you do.

Mike Wazowski and Sully Sullivan are back

I'm conflicted. The first Monster's Inc. is a absolute classic and this prequel could carry on a great tradition... or it could fall into the prequel/sequel trap like so many that came before it.  One clear obstacle this new movie will face is that it won't have Boo; the cutest Disney creation since baby Simba.